Tag Archives: Humor

Relativity

If I tell you I’m cold you’ll die laughing, for the temp is just above fifty. The nights drop down to the high twenties, and I shiver and shake like Santa’s belly. Thermals are my new day time friends, trapping … Continue reading

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A Teacher’s Lament

I spoke with your teacher today, And this is what she had to say: Please tell Billy I like him a lot But not when he licks each tiny spot Of food off his plate. It’s just plain gross.   … Continue reading

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The task

It was supposed to be easy.  All Stan had to do was clean out the loft in the barn.  As a young teen, he frequently got assigned the “dirty” work.  Most of the time he didn’t mind, even when it … Continue reading

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Little Red Revisited

Little Red didst blithely skip in forest deep and dark. Forgetting all had been warned laughing as if on a lark.   She swung her basket to and fro not looking through her eyes, for dangers hidden in the trees … Continue reading

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Happy People

Gwyneth loved living at Euclid Retirement Home. It was clean, comfortable and she was well cared for. The staff was kind and helpful. Her room wasn’t large, but she didn’t have to share it with anyone, unlike friends she knew … Continue reading

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Child’s Play

Easy, breezy, light and freezy squeezy, sleazy, sometimes squeaky Fluttery, buttery, I’m not nuttery Cattery, splattery, but no flattery Speedily, bleedily, just not greedily Eerily, blearily, eyes are tearily Quakery, shakery, give me cakery Flakery, bakery, do not takery Snuggle … Continue reading

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The Laugh

  The laugh is a miracle waiting to happen A gurgling stream bouncing over life’s boulders Riotous, rollicking wit on which to lighten Burdensome weights from heavily bent shoulders   Fluffy clouds frolic freely through each person’s mind That soon … Continue reading

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